Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

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Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Bechari Indian Bhabhi :-

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon..

Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha..

Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega..

In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?

Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se..?

Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon..

Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun

Hanso mat, forward karo.


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Bhayanak Nalayakpana:

Teacher: Rakesh ABCD bol.

Rakesh: A E F G H J L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher B P K I C D Kaha hai?

Rakesh: Dost k paas hai.

Double Meaning Jokes in English

A very very TRIPLE meaning Example of

HAR EK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI

Ladka dost se: Yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday

par apni behan ki nayi diamond ring chori karke gift de di.

Dost (Thappad maar kar): Kaminey, maine itni mehngi kharidi thi.

Ladka: kutte marta kyun hai..

Tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai.


Sunny leone in Master Chef:

Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.

Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.

Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..

Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!

Santa Banta Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Very Touching..

Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane ke liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya..

Banta: Phir kya hua ?

Santa: Hona kya tha.. fas gaya Bottle mein!!


Ek kutti ki 5 kutte mil kar le rahe the..

Ek aurat apni beti ke sath baith kar unhe dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass padhi.

Beti: kya hua mom….???

Mom: kuch nahi beti bas yu hi jawani ke din yaad aa gaye.

Pappu Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,

Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas

Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,

Thoda Aur Karne Do,

Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,

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Fail Ho Jauga..


Baba ji ne ladko aur ladkiyon ke dimag mein kya chalta hai

iske baare mein detail mein research kari aur ye total nikaala.

Female Brain:

10% – Jewellery

30% – Shopping

25% – Money

20% – Enjoyment

14% – Kitchen Care

1% – Deni Hai

Male Brain:

96% – Leni hai

1% – Kaise leni hai

1% – Kiski leni hai

1% – Kab leni hai

1% – Kahan pe leni hai


2 babies blanket me lete hue the

1st baby 2nd baby se: tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.

2nd baby: mujhe ni pata

1st baby: achha roko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata h0n.

Thore der bad bahar aa kar kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon

2nd baby : tumhai kaise pata chala

1st baby : kyuki, Tumhare socks ‘pink’ hai or mere ‘blue’

Moral:

Insan bano papio !

bachhe masoom hote hain..

Har joke non veg nahi hota…

Soch badlo desh badlega. Akelaa modi Kya Kya badlega ???


Teacher- Kya 4 ladkiya ek stool par mazese baith sakate hai..?

Pappu- Bilkul..

Teacher- Woh kaise..?

Pappu- Stool ulta karke. ?

Double Meaning Hindi Jokes

Girl to Tennis Coach: Racquet kaise pakdun ?

Coach: Racquet ko aise pakado, jaisey tum apne boy friend ka pakadti ho.

Girl: Ab theek hain na..???

Coach: Ullu ki patthi . muh se nikal racquet.


Pagalkhane Me Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Se:

Mera Dupatta Utaro.

Pagal: Ok !

Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro.

Pagal: Ok !

Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro?

Pagal- Ok !

Nurse: Ab Meri Bra Aur Panty Bhi.

Aur Dhyaan Rahe

Aainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nahi Pehanna !

Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami.


Suhagraat mein.

BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain,

figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.

WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun. ?

Nirmal Baba Double Meaning Jokes

Bhakt, Nirmal baba se bola –

Baba har saal bachha paida ho jaata hai, kya karu?

Baba- Cond*m use karte Ho.

Bhakt- karta Hu.

Baba- mohalle me baant do,

kripa wahi se aa rahi hai. ?


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Mehnat Itni Khamoshi se Karo,

ke Safalta Shor Machade.

Pregnancy is one of the example.


Simran to Doctor :

Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki

iPill kha li,

kya kru?

Dr: Bindaas ghoomo

Dosto ko khush karo,

72 ghanto k liye

Prepaid ho gayi ho..

Jaa simran Jaa..

Jee le apni zindagi.


Madam: English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte hai..??

Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz to uske upar aur neeche hoti hai..?

Beech me kamar to waste hi hoti hai na..


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