Funny WhatsApp Status in English 2016

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Whatsapp is most used and most famous instant messaging application by which you can send Funny Whatsapp Status, messages, images, videos through your mobile. WhatsApp has replaced ordinary text messaging to a large extent, so no need to pay for SMS plan. Whatsapp is free but it requires mobile data or Wi-Fi connection.

Whatsapp allows its users to set display picture and WhatsApp status on their profile. You can easily set and change Funny whatsapp status or funny status for whatsapp in One Line on your account. People are usually change their Whatsapp status daily or weekly basis. So today in this post I am going to share Funny whatsapp status in Hindi language. You can use these Funny whatsapp status to express your humor in different style. Hope you like these funny status for whatsapp You can also use whatsapp funny status as sms or Best WhatsApp Status. If you like our funny whatsapp status in Hindi then you can share these whatsapp status in hindi funny with your friends.

So here I am sharing funny whatsapp status in English. Choose best funny status for whatsapp and set it as your whatsapp status. Check out our collection of funny whatsapp quotes.


  • Can’t talk, telepathy only!
  • Read books instead of reading my status!
  • SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
  • WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
  • It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
  • Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
  • A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

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  • In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
  • When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
  • I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
  • Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
  • Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
  • Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
  • I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ?
  • Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
  • Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome
  • I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
  • Hey, you are reading my status again??
  • When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
  • When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
  • I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  • If I’ve learn anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
  • A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
  • we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
  • sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
  • A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
  • The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
  • we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
  • life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

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  1. Mukesh February 17, 2016
  2. Kamal February 17, 2016

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