Husband Wife Jokes for WhatsApp & Facebook

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Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi : Hey guys, today i am presenting you the most exiting & funny collection of husband wife jokes. We receiving many requests for husband wife jokes in Hindi  from our readers in past so many days. So today we are posting some best husband wife jokes on our website, where you can easily send these husband and wife jokes in Hindi to your friends, girlfriend and boyfriend. You can send these husband wife jokes in Hindi through WhatsApp and Facebook to your friends.

You can also read my previous post about Double Meaning Jokes


Husband Wife Jokes

नकल करने से बचिए

एक मशहूर प्रेरक वक्ता ने

समारोह में कहा –

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मैंने अपनी जिंदगी के सबसे अच्छे

साल उस औरत के बाहों मे गुजारे,

जो मेरी पत्नी नहीं थी …।”

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सब एक दम से चुप हो गए। तब

बात आगे बढ़ाते

हुए कहा –

“वह औरत मेरी माँ थी” .

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वहाँ मौजूद एक नौजवान ने

यही कथन अपने घर में

दारू पीने के बाद

आजमाना चाहा….

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किचन में

काम कर रही पत्नी के पास जाकर

बोला – ” मैंने

अपनी जिंदगी के सबसे अच्छे बरस उस औरत के

बाहों मे गुजारे

जो मेरी पत्नी नहीं थी….।”

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पर इसके

बाद वह भूल गया और

बुदबुदाया…………

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मुझे याद

नहीं आ रही वो औरत कौन थी…

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बाद मे उसे जब होश

आया तो वो अस्पताल में था।

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उबलते हुए पानी के फेंके जाने से बुरी तरह

झुलस गया था बेचारा 😛

MORAL- यदि आप नकल नहीं कर सकते तो इस से बचिए 😀


“Baba Landook Says.

Husband And Wife Are Like Two Tyre of A Vehicle,

If one Punctures, The Vehicle Can’t Move Further.

So the Moral is: Always Keep A Spare Tyre”


Pati Aur Patni Mein Kisi Baat Par Jabardast Jhagra Ho Gaya.

Pati Us Baat Se Naaraz Hokar Patni Se Baat Nahi Kar Rahaa Tha.

Patni: Ab Main 10 Tak Ginuungi, Agar Tum Naa Bole Toh Main Zehar Kha Loongi !!!

Pati Khaamosh.

Patni: Ek !!

Pati Khamosh!

Patni: Do !!

Pati, Phir Bhi Chup.

Patni (Pyar Se): Bolo Na Please…!!!!

Pati, Apni Mundi Ghumaa Ke Chup.

Ab Patni Ka Rona Shuruu.

Pati: Pagli, Ginti Chaalu Rakh… Counting… Counting!

Patni: Shukar Hai ! Aap Bole Toh…….

Nahi To Mai To Zehar Khane Wali Thi !!


Also Read Funny Non Veg Images


“What Is True Love?

When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed

& Tries Removing His Shirt

Husband Replies: “Lady Leave Me Alone I Am Married“


Once In A Lifetime Opportunity

“A Student of  Baba Landuk Das Ask Him A Very Strange Question.

Question: “Sir, What Is The Best Example of ‘Once In A Lifetime’ Opportunity?”

Awesome Answer By Baba Landuk Das:

“When A Mosquito Lands On Your Wife’s Face & You Get The Rarest Opportunity Of Your Life To

Slap Her With Full Of Confidence.”

Never Miss It, Now Or Never!”


“Santa Aur Uski Biwi Train Se Kahin Ja Rahe The.

Train Ek Badi Tunnel Se Gujrne Ke Baad Santa Bade Pyaar Se Biwi Se Bola

“Sunn Preeto, Surang Itni Lambi Thi,

Agar Pahle Pata Hota To Fayda Utha Ke Ek Lips Pe Kiss Hi Kar Leta”

Preeto Ghabra Kar: “Haye Rabba! To Woh Marjana Fir Kaun Tha?”


Height of Misunderstanding

What Is The Height of Misunderstanding?

A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.


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