Naughty Status for Whatsapp

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A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

Naughty Status for Whatsapp

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.

Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses!

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Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

***Noughty Status***

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

F_CK… all i need is U..

Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. πŸ™‚

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! πŸ™‚

Good Boy with very bad thoughts.

Great Minds F*CK each Other.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!

***Naughtyness Whatsapp Status***

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

I don’t care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. πŸ˜€

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

***Naughty Faadu Status Whatsapp***

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine πŸ™‚

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

Im crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. you cant process me with a normal brain… you need a high version!! status is loading…

***Naughtiness Quotes for Whatsapp***

I’m easy. Are you?

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

Last seen 1980! πŸ˜€

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

Love is blind, and greed insatiable..

Love is just love, it can never explained.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

***Naughty Status for Whatsapp***

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

My name is (name) remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..

Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.

Nice legs? what time do they open?

Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.

Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

***Faadu Status for Whatsapp***

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. πŸ˜‰

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn’t even think about us for a second.

Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too! That Is True Love..!

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

***Faadu Whatsapp Status***

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together πŸ™‚

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy…. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

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Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!

***Akkad Status for Whatsapp***

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.

You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

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